An Interview with Bitcoin and Ethereum
....Friendly sit-out on performance, history, and prospect
Bitcoin and Ethereum are the cryptocurrencies with the largest market capitalisation in the world. Lately, they have been “bad boys”, and we chose to have a friendly sit-out with the pair regarding their asset performance, history, and prospects.
Here’s how it went.
Hi. I’m Accrue. I simplify investment for experts and newbies. Can I meet you?
Bitcoin: Hi, I’m Bitcoin - the greatest.
Ethereum: Hi. I’m Ethereum. The universe’s greatest chance of outperforming bitcoin.
Bitcoin: Lmao. In your dreams.
Okay, gentlemen. It’s great to have you. Let’s get right at it. You both seem to have so much influence on many sectors. Tell us about it?
Bitcoin: Like I said earlier, I’m the greatest cryptocurrency to ever exist. I influence economics, finance, philosophy, technology, and I have over 1000 meme creators dedicated to me.
Pheew!
Ethereum: Not to ruin the moment, but I seem to be getting much of the attention these days.
Bitcoin: If attention means regular complaints of your ridiculous gas fees, then sure!
Ethereum: What’s more ridiculous is you thinking I won’t outperform you!
Bitcoin: [Scoffs] Remind me your market cap again?
Ethereum: Can you see why I don’t like Millenials?
Speaking of outperforming each other, what exactly is happening with your charts? Why have we been having such a bearish run lately?
Ethereum: Bitcoins should know! You know everything, right?
Bitcoin: What’s that supposed to mean?
Please explain the issue.
Bitcoin: Well, to be fair, there have been a number of reasons for my bearish runs. First, the war between Ukraine and Russia has negatively affected the stock market performance of different sectors, and my value hasn’t been spared. Furthermore, the US Federal Reserve has made some policy changes that have not exactly helped my value hit the roof.
Ethereum: Sigh
Do you think we should expect a bull market soon?
Ethereum: [Quickly adjusts his suit while stealing a glance at Bitcoin] Thank you very much for that question. I remain optimistic that the sky is my starting point, I can assure you. I won’t be down for too long.
Bitcoin: We’re finally on the same page about something. Who would’ve thought?
Ethereum: Isn’t that unfortunate?
Bitcoin: Like the phoenix, I’ll rise. And when I rise, I’ll drag the market upward with me. I’ll drag you too if you send me one of those fancy monkey pictures. Just do something about your gas fees.
Ethereum: What did you just say?!!
Uhmm, that’s enough please. Thank you. Any final words for investors out there?
Bitcoin and Ethereum [Together]: The drip is permanent. The dip is temporary. Employ great investment strategies, and let Accrue help you invest with minimal risks.
Happy investing!